I’ve only got one more episode to watch in season five of Sopranos. This makes me very sad, because I know I am going to have to wait a very long time until I get to watch another new one.
posted by Senator Catalyst at 11:07 AM
In the beginning was the Plan.
Then came the Assumptions.
But the Assumptions were without form,
And the plan was completely without substance.
And the darkness was upon the faces of the workers.
So they spoke unto their group heads, saying:
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh!"
And the group heads went unto their section heads, and sayeth:
"It is a pail of dung, such that none can stand it!"
And the section heads went unto their managers, and sayeth unto them:
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
such that none here may abide the odour therof."
And the managers went unto their Director, and sayeth unto him:
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
And the Director went unto the Director-General, and sayeth unto him:
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Director-General went unto the Assistant Deputy Minister,
and sayeth unto him:
"It promoteth growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Assistant Deputy Minister went unto the Deputy Minister,
and sayeth unto him:
"This powerful new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency
of the department, and this area in particular!"
And the Deputy Minister looked upon the plan,
And saw that the plan was good.
And the plan became policy..
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